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- 03:01 Eerie: Do you like sweet food or salty food? Do you like sappy stories / movies, or odd ones? Are they the same? #
- 17:07 Sometimes, it feels this way, doesn't it? preview.tinyurl.com/nuer4g #
- 23:37 It's been a pretty good day, the fact that our lives are at a scary point notwithstanding. If you pray, do so. Thx. #
- 02:45 I love Waterdeep's 18 Bullet Holes. #music #
- 20:55 Trying out the new Trillian ASTRA beta. Liking it so far. Got so used to Trill that it's quite like coming home. #
- 14:19 Welcome to the world, Josiah Emmanuel! Congrats Ruth & Russ and boys. #
- 14:44 New stuff happpening in the process to get Mercy Flight off the ground (also the other stuff) ask, or go preview.tinyurl.com/p2yqnv #
- 16:04 Also, here's the yahoo group to join if you're interested in keeping up with Mercy Flight groups.yahoo.com/group/MercyFlight/ #
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docwooCowboy rules for:
Arizona, Texas , Colorado , Oklahoma , New Mexico , Wyoming , Montana , Utah , Idaho , and the rest of the Wild West are as follows:
1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked.
3. Let's get this straight: it's called a 'gravel road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
4. They are cattle. That's why they smell like cattle. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-10 & I-40 go east and west, I-17 & I-15 goes north and south.. Pick one and go.
5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed.. We have $250,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.
6. Every person in the Wild West waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of
geese/pheasants/ducks/doves are comin' in during the hunts, we WILL shoot it outa your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8. Yeah. We eat trout, salmon, deer and elk. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.
9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
10. We open doors for women. That's applied to all women, regardless of age.
11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak, or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey.
12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup! Oh, yeah . . We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!
13. You bring 'Coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Giants, the Yankees, the Mets, the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.
15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.
16. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1!
A true Westerner will send this to at least 10 others and a few new friends that probably won't get it, but we're friendly so we share in hopes you can begin to understand what a real life is all about!!!
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amused
- 18:21 quote from grandma's diary, supposedly: "Good day. Only had to spank <mom> 5 times." Empathize today. #
- 01:28 Ok. Just saw Star Trek. Abso-freakin-lutely loved it. LOVED IT. #
- 14:35 Praying folks, keep my friend in prayer. thx. #
- 21:59 Went to an Eagle Scout Honor Court. Congratulations, Sam. #
- 22:16 Still no baby for little sis. Any time now. #
- 21:26 Son is "Kindergarten Math Star" for his class. Whoo! #
- 17:10 Eight years. Second best decision I ever made! #
- 17:36 R took me to get a MK facial today. I feel pampered. :) Good way to spend an anniversary. <3 #
- 00:23 I is now old. Or old-er, at any rate. #
- 17:09 talking about a picture of a shark swimming with other fish, A: "And he /bite/ them. He have /sharp/ teeth." #
- 19:55 It's obvious there's been a birthday: we're playing "presents" again. #
- 21:49 XKCD FTW. As usual. HT: Nick xkcd.com/562/ #
- 15:48 "Mom, I want to go to 'dot com slash easybake.' " -- Anna #kidquotes #
- 17:21 "Do I look like... smokin' hot?" --Will #
- 20:22 mmm. fresh warm bread. :) #
- 07:27 Nothing like playing an inadvertent April Fools Joke on the school. O.o #
- 14:21 YouTube--FTW: preview.tinyurl.com/d58wkg #
- 00:31 You know you're the mother of a little girl when you hear: "Which does she like better? Princesses, or fairies?" #
- 01:00 Space module: Colbert or Cthulu? #
- 01:03 Ok, so it's "Serenity" Should tell you. Need moar "Firefly!" #
- 23:06 Having a "recharge" conference this week @ church. Speaker: Dr. Zan Holmes, fmr SMU teacher. Good stuff. #
- 17:51 You know you live in a gamer's house when, "You look like an Illithid when you eat that, Will." (My words) #
- 19:33 3yo daughter: "The corndog is naked." #kidquotes #
- 14:59 ok, so I utterly and completely /hate/ allergies. #
- 16:51 Oh, gosh. I'm laughing so hard I'm nearly crying. Yes, it's sadistic, but dangit, it's funny tinyurl.com/b2xqah #
- 17:50 "Example moves the world more than doctrine." — Henry Miller #
- 15:00 Daughter sees the small onion picture on the side of the dip container. "It bananas!" #
- 20:22 son is extremely sick. Loads of fun, that. #
- 15:31 had several very productive conversations today. Good stuff. Got my brains moving rather rapidly for a while. :) #
- 20:34 Aaaand....the princess wears tennis shoes. #
- 07:31 Yesterday was bittersweet. Pastor's last Sun. God bless, Craig. #
- 07:18 prepping for trip to ABQ. Just a little stressed. #
- 21:16 Headed to ABQ. Hoping not to forget anything. :) Catch y'all Monday #
- 10:38 "I did it! I eat all my pie" (chocolate muffin) "Now I can go outside?" -- Daughter. Still in just her skives, though. So not yet. #
- 00:52 "Every problem is a problem of..." "Relationships." "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the. ... " "Problem" Dean Sherman #
- 17:01 for a stuck in head song, you can't really beat Kendrick's "Amazing love." #
- 15:48 doing the unenviable task of finding out which of my myriad extensions causes me to have to clear an error message for a new tab in ff. #
- 16:12 Found it. Whew. #
- 17:02 smart, dramatic children say things like "I need some 'sisstance please," and "My hee-wo" when I help put shoes on. #
- 21:53 Daughter sings: "Word up, it's Word Girl." Better than it could be. :)\ #
- 14:27 Daughhter can put five syllables in "matches." Of course, she's referring to her shoes. "Dis one matcheses" or something like that. #
- 18:53 Interesting article. tinyurl.com/bmt8r3 #
- 00:55 connected my photobucket album to my facebook page. That's where I'm putting kids' pics these days. #
- 22:53 ‘The first duty of love is to listen.’ – Paul Tillich (something to think aobut) #
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